Mom, this video is just for you.I'm not really even sure what this means, or if it even means anything.
But. I grew up with a mother who was a Germophobe. If you are unaware of what that means, look here: germ·o·phobe ˈjərməˌfōb/ noun noun: germaphobe
Yeah. That is my mother. I can honestly say, she may never have realized, or admitted to this. However, as a Virgo, it really meant something to me. It resonnated with my heart and soul. It was everything inside of me. Ya'll know that saying "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"? Well, I am a Goddess, and I am the cleanest Mother***er you will ever meet. EVAR. Do you know why? She always made me wash my hands. She obsessed over if something was clean enough. She worried about me dropping things on the floor. She always made me wash before, after, and during dinner. She was more than obsessed about what I put in my mouth. She still, to this day, worries about what the health content is in every single item of food drink or mineral that touches her lips or mine. Don't worry and don't fret Mom, I love you, and I am happy for my phobia of Germs. I think with or without you, being Virgo, I would have worried non-stop about it. (read more on Virgos, we are naturally obsessed with being clean) On a daily basis I wash my hands about 20-50 times, depending on what I am doing. I wash books off, any time there's a slight bit of germs. What's wonderful about my job is it is a requirement for me to wash, sanitize, and dust on a normal basis, all of the books shelves and items. I cannot express how much this supplies relief and happiness to my germophobic soul. However, I TRY SO HARD SO. HARD. To not give a shit. Because of this, I force myself to believe in the 5 second rule. (BECAUSE THE MYTHBUSTERS TOLD ME I WON'T DIE. UGHHHHHHHH) However, that doesn't mean I am not thinking about all the bacteria that could be swarming the toast in just one second of contact with the floor... You smell funny. Let me get my Lysol. You seriously smell weird. Have you heard of the shower? Speaking of this... My husband gives me crap about my 20 minute showers. Someone PLEASE tell him that is NORMAL! Especially for someone who is obsessed with soap. I love soap.
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Mom
7/22/2016 10:08:16 pm
I guess I am a bit obsessive, huh? Lol
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DivineDoom
7/23/2016 06:37:38 am
Yeah shaking hands is not a fun experience and I guess I never thought about the germ factor as much as "ew someone is touching me". Love you mom! The video was all about us, huh?
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Bre
7/22/2016 10:22:39 pm
Definitely made me giggle. Very true.
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DivineDoom
7/23/2016 06:39:01 am
😘😀 funny, huh? It's so us.
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