That's me as a witch. What do you think? I'm thinking; I hope that is hand lotion inside that cauldron.Play this creepy music while you read my post.I do not like random visitors. I want a large, ominous, metal, barbed, spiky, tall, scary looking, fence. I want it all the way around my property, about 2 acres away from my house, encompassed by a moat with hungry monster alligators and piranha inside. I want my house to have alarms, and bells, and whistles, and booby-traps built especially for creepers, that will alert me of a tiny insect crawling in my home. I want locks on every single door, with special keys, made out of gold and silver, with etchings and engravements, and filigree. I want giant lock pads, and lock mechanisms, straight out of a Victorian mystery book. Have you seen the movie Crimson Peak? That's a dream house of mine. Without the death and horror, though. I might like scary movies, but I don't want to live in one. But I love where I currently live. I live in the middle of town. It's beautiful, and decorated perfectly, and it's like a little piece of London, in the middle of Texas. But at the moment I hear one shuffle of movement outside, I freak. I turn off all the lights, I hide in the farthest room away from the door. I keep my phone with me, in case. In case what? I have no idea! I keep the house to where no one knows I am home. I am also that weird person who is either 1. not home on Halloween, or 2. Sets a bowl of candy outside so I don't have to answer the door. I love Halloween, and I decorate for sure. But I don't want you to trick or treat here. I'm a halloween-o-crite. (Halloween hypocrite) The truth is, I just HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE when people knock on my door. It sends me reeling, makes me jump, and shudder, and ughhhhh. I can't do it. It's funny. I actually love having company. But only when I ask for it. Only when it is expected, and I have planned and executed a routine before they come. My house will be welcome to those whom I invite. But in the style of a witch herself, you are only welcomed inside if you are previously invited. Do. Not. Show. Up. At. A. Witch's. Door. How dumb are you? So don't mind me. My house is the one with the cobwebs, spooky trees, huge fence, and bats flying out of my chimney. I wish. It's actually really clean. But I am decorated in Halloween/Gothic/Victorian style all year round. Just... GO AWAY!!!!!! On an unrelated note, it's HALLOWEEN THE FIRST!!! Yay! The first day of October has been renamed, in fact, the whole month has a new name. And it is HALLOWEEN. So every day in "October" is Halloween. So, Happy First day of Halloween!!! Love, DivineDoom #halloweenocrite #goaway #halloween #ihaterandomvisitors This is Edna. She says go away.
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